Well, I’m not very high on patience. Just flat out isn’t one of my virtues. So, I called the state to see if there was a particular hold-up in getting approved.
Nope. Should be done by October 20th.
OCTOBER 20TH?
WTF?
It’s come down to a) get drunk & stay that way until testing time, b) take lots of Valium, or c) just say fuck it & quit worrying about it.
I’ve chosen choice C.
So, to celebrate daily, I’ve decided to come up with some things that I can “celebrate”, since I won’t be testing anytime soon.
Today is a two for one deal.
1. I’m really glad to not have to leave home at 0430 anymore.
2. Since I’m no longer wearing white scrub pants most days, I can wear the black with flower print thongs without fear that I will be told to stick my butt out to make sure I’m wearing white granny panties.
Not that I wear the thongs very often anyway. It’s sorta like going commando…with a wedgie.
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