Textually Speaking

Someone texted the wrong number today and they got ME.

The “conversation” went like this:

THEM: Is you comin thro pilocm?

ME:  Repita, por favor.

THEM:  <blank text>

ME:  WTF??


ME:  What is thro pilocm?  King of the Typos, we are.

THEM:  Is you comin hear?

ME:  Is you crazy? Why da hell would I want to?  PS You HEAR with your EAR.  I guess you meant HERE like there, but closer.


ME:  Dude, no witty reply?  Mama drop you on your head again?


ME:  Man, they were right, you ain’t too bright, which is why I ain’t coming over there tonight.


Two hours later…

ME:  Can I still come over?


ME:  You know how to tell if someone from _______ (their town) is bisexual?  They got a sheep under one arm & a chicken under the other.

STILL nothing.

Dammit, they won’t play anymore.



3 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Bob Perrow
    Jun 28, 2012 @ 22:40:06

    You’ve never been accused of being short of wit, Snigs.

  2. jon spencer
    Jun 28, 2012 @ 23:13:57

    I am going to steal the sheep and chicken joke.

  3. fuzzysdad01
    Jun 29, 2012 @ 22:40:33

    Is you is or Is you aint coming thro pilocm?

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