Monday Back for Round 2? >.<

Had a patient threaten to “take my belt off & whip your scrawny white girl ass”.


Dude, you gotta chew through the restraints AND find your belt, so you can put it back on, BEFORE you take it off to beat my ass.

Yeah, I didn’t think so.

Then, when I asked another if I could come in and talk to him, he waited until he could see me and said, “Baby, looking so fine as you are, you can come in and do anything you want with me.”.

I need a Clorox bath tonight.