Don’t screw with smart women reason #95

As a Husband lay dying with his Wife by his bedside, he said in a tired voice, “There’s something I must confess.”.

“Shhh”, said the wife, “There’s nothing to confess. Everything’s all right.”.

“No” the husband replied, “I must die in peace. I had sex with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your best friends mom!”.

“I know,” she whispered.  “That’s why I poisoned you, you bastard, now close your eyes.”.

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4 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Old NFO
    Aug 20, 2011 @ 19:16:06

    Oh… BAD 🙂

  2. ORPO1
    Aug 20, 2011 @ 21:17:46

    So very, very……….BAD!

  3. portia
    Aug 21, 2011 @ 09:19:10

    Love it!

  4. kcduffy
    Aug 29, 2011 @ 17:20:32

    You are my kinda woman! Not because you’d necessarily DO something like this, but because you thought it was funny enough to post!

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