Shoo-bop sha wad-da wad-da yipp-it-y boom de boom

You might recognize those lyrics if you’re a Grease fan (the play, NOT the movie).  They’re from the song We Go Together.

I was thinking of things that do NOT go together earlier…

Milk & fevers.

Chocolate & stuffed jalapenos. 

Flu & menstrual cycles.

Sneezing & diarrhea.

Sand fleas & beach weddings.

Peanut butter & turnip greens.

Droopy boobs & doggie style sex.  (Oh, the chafing!!!)

There’s more, but they’re worse…

See what happens when I’m too sick to work & don’t eat very much over the course of 3 days?

Dip da-dip da-dip doo-wop da doo-bee doo

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8 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Ami
    May 16, 2011 @ 21:36:37

    Droopy boobs & doggie style sex. (Oh, the chafing!!!)

    Hug a pillow. No more swingin’. And it gives you something to bite.

  2. snigsspot
    May 16, 2011 @ 22:17:12

    For the record, that was not one I know from personal experience.

    😀

  3. ORPO1
    May 17, 2011 @ 15:53:08

    I will have a snide comment for that line somewhat later. Bank on it, Sweets.

  4. Old NFO
    May 17, 2011 @ 19:03:08

    Yep, you’re “sick”…. BWAHHAHAHA 🙂

  5. film
    May 18, 2011 @ 08:06:03

    I know from personal experience. 😀

  6. John Biros
    May 18, 2011 @ 17:08:40

    Just thought i would say hi, its been quite a long time, hope you feel better
    Jay, from jayzatitagain

  7. snigsspot
    May 21, 2011 @ 09:28:06

    Still waiting, ORPO1. 😛

    NFO, you know I’m the GOOD kind of sick though, not to mention, you like it. 😛

    Film- there are some things I just wouldn’t tell if I were you. 😛

    JAY!!!!!! Where have you been?!!!

  8. Skul
    May 22, 2011 @ 15:46:45

    One more.
    Chunky fish flavored ice-cream syrup.

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