Things I’ve learned this week

1.  A heterosexual woman can please a homosexual man.*

2.  No matter how busy you are, you’ve got to drink LOTS of water, especially when you’re taking decongestants or you’re gonna need the RotoRooter Man.

3.  Just because you didn’t drink enough water three days prior, you should not take TWO stool softeners or laxatives at one time.

4.  If you’re dumb enough to take two stool softeners or laxatives at once, be smart enough to take the next day off from work.

5.  Shit really can hit a fan.

6.  You’d rather be behind the fan than in front of it when it does.

7.  It’s a mistake in more ways than one to show the boss you truly are more capable than most of those around you.

8.  Zaxby’s fried mushrooms work better than 2 stool softeners & laxatives, COMBINED.

Some of these are observations, some of these are first hand knowledge.  It’s up to you to decide which is which.

Oh & HAPPY FRIDAY tomorrow!!!

*Not in THAT way, you sickos!


6 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Old NFO
    Apr 14, 2011 @ 21:26:23

    I’m not EVEN gonna guess on ANY of them…LOL

  2. Morgan
    Apr 14, 2011 @ 23:04:05

    1. A heterosexual woman can please a homosexual man.*
    *Not in THAT way, you sickos!

    Oh, I don’t know. If it could happen THAT way in an episode of Seinfeld, you could certainly do it THAT way!

    (sounds of uncontrollable laughter)

  3. Portia
    Apr 15, 2011 @ 09:07:49

    LOL Awesome!

  4. avtobazar
    Apr 15, 2011 @ 09:35:50

    Thanks – where is article source?

  5. snigsspot
    Apr 15, 2011 @ 17:18:52

    If avtobazar could READ & wasn’t a Spam Bot, he/she/it would know the article source, wouldn’t it? 😉

  6. Rick
    Apr 16, 2011 @ 01:12:55

    Things that make you say Hmmm

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