That good ol’ sense of decency

They say it’s the first thing to go when dementia starts.

Hence why Grandma, who taught Sunday school for 72 years & nearly fainted when she saw the word Hell in the Bible, starts screaming her “F-ing P-ssy itches!”.

They say it’s pretty much a given that it’s gonna happen like that.

Well, Sunday I observed one little old lady (who did teach Sunday school for who knows how many years) get madder than a wet setting hen.  She had daggers in her eyes and her blood was at a high boil.

Someone told her she needed to eat her dinner and that didn’t set well.

First thing I noticed was she was pounding her fist into the palm of her other hand while yelling through gritted teeth…

I don’t want it, I’m not going to eat it and if you tell me to eat one more time, you can go to…”

Wait for it.

A little longer.

Be patient.

“YOU CAN GO TO H-E-DOUBLE TOOTHPICKS!”

😀

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2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Old NFO
    Feb 22, 2011 @ 21:37:18

    And she was ‘cussing’ as hard as anyone using the F word… 🙂

  2. ORPO1
    Feb 22, 2011 @ 23:42:24

    Sounds like a handful!

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