Why is it…

Took the dogs out and came back with a cold nose AND a cold butt.

In fact, I’m pretty sure the butt is colder than the nose & the butt was covered up the entire time (unlike the nose).

Why is it that the butt out-colds the nose?  And why is it the butt takes so long to warm back up?  We’re talking ButterBall fresh from the freezer cold here!

*This post was intended for humor, not a scientific explanation.  First scientific explanation gets smacked with a wet carp.*


11 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. ORPO1
    Dec 02, 2010 @ 02:02:25

    Can I warm your butt?
    Ya knew it was coming your way!

  2. ORPO1
    Dec 02, 2010 @ 02:02:51

    Can I warm your butt?
    Ya knew it was coming your way!

  3. snigsspot
    Dec 02, 2010 @ 10:49:59

    I asked for that one, didn’t I? 😀

    One can only assume since you posted that twice, that you think my butt is like, REALLY big. You’re in trouble now, Mister!


  4. Crucis
    Dec 02, 2010 @ 11:34:09

    Ya mean I can’t discuss surface area and heat dissipation?


    Ya left fish scales all over me!

  5. ORPO1
    Dec 02, 2010 @ 20:36:53

    I was having Google Chrome issues last night.
    (Sheepish Grin inserted here)

  6. Old NFO
    Dec 02, 2010 @ 21:05:33

    I’m not even gonna ‘touch’ that one 🙂

  7. Skul
    Dec 03, 2010 @ 11:43:26

    Isn’t that supposed to be a COLD wet carp”?


  8. Old NFO
    Dec 03, 2010 @ 20:14:45

    If somebody ‘forgot’ to close the flap on the union suit, that ‘could’ lead to a cold butt… Just sayin… 😛

  9. Rick
    Dec 05, 2010 @ 22:08:44

    Old NFO has a point.

  10. The Old Man
    Dec 06, 2010 @ 18:39:42

    Make it a frozen wet carp so it stings….

  11. snigsspot
    Dec 07, 2010 @ 14:57:13

    Not having to *make* it frozen around here, as I’m pretty sure the fish have all frozen on their own.

    Not used to this 15* weather…not used to it at all.

    Glad for it to not be 80 or 90. I don’t even wish it were 60 or 70. I do wish it wasn’t in the teens at night though. Our houses aren’t built for much of this stuff.

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