Decorations

Came home from work with the following 100% identified “objects” adorning my cute Christmas top & white pants:

Chocolate pudding
Gravy
Snot
Pee
Mucous of some sort, origin unknown

And what appears to be:

Poop
Remnants of a crushed blue pill that was spit at me (No, not THAT blue pill)

I’ve learned a few things over the past couple of days, some good, some bad, including, but not limited to:

Some patients think a BM should present itself within 5 minutes of taking Milk of Magnesia.
Those same patients do not find any humor in the suggestion of a garden hose enema for faster results.

Tomorrow is another long day, so…

Hope y’all have a great weekend!  At some point, I plan to sleep!

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4 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. ORPO1
    Nov 27, 2010 @ 12:07:54

    And what makes you think it wasn’t “that blue pill?”
    😛

  2. snigsspot
    Nov 27, 2010 @ 12:38:44

    I’m the one that pulls & gives out the pills. This particular blue pill was a pain pill. 😉

  3. Old NFO
    Nov 27, 2010 @ 17:05:33

    Well, at least the clothes are washable…

  4. snigsspot
    Nov 28, 2010 @ 16:28:55

    Yup, they’ve been washed and starched & are waiting to be ironed again. Repetitive, but that’s life, eh?

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