FFS, What IS Good for Teeth Then?

If you read this article, you can pretty much conclude the only safe thing you can do is start pulling permanent teeth as soon as they pop into your child’s head!

No bottled water, no tea, no coffee, no sports drinks, no juices, no wine, no colas.

Being pregnant isn’t good for them, but taking birth control pills isn’t either.

Adolescence is hell on them, but damn, so is getting old.

Having diabetes or high cholesterol is bad, but so is dieting.

Like I said, the only logical conclusion is pull them in childhood and puree your food forevermore.


1 Comment (+add yours?)

  1. Old NFO
    Sep 07, 2010 @ 00:17:55

    So, what they’re saying is I should have my real teeth pulled and get falsies??? sigh…

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