Stolen Saturday Morning Post

Just flat out stole this from NFO at Nobody Asked Me.  Looked interesting to say the least.

1. Pick three US Civil War generals to fight by your side in the Zombie Apocalypse.

Robert E. Lee, Stonewall Jackson, J.E.B. Stuart (I figure I could hide in his beard if needed)

2. Same, but WWII generals.

Eisenhower, MacArthur, & Patton (Those last 2 have always been painted as bad-asses!)

3. Same, but US Presidents.

Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, Obama– All to be used as diversions, by feeding them to the zombies.  Hell, ingesting these guys is sure to kill a few anyway- at least one is bound to choke on Obama’s ego.

4. Same, but actors (living or dead)

Clint Eastwood, Harrison Ford & Lou Gossett, Jr. And since I’m using the weak presidents, I think I deserve a bonus actor- Sam Elliott.

5. Same, but writers.

Steven King & Dean Koontz (you KNOW these dudes KNOW how to deal with the undead!), and Tami Hoag (figure she can write up a steamy sex scene for me & Harrison Ford in the midst of the zombie apocalypse, ’cause I’d like to nail him before I die)

6. Same, but rock musicians.

Ozzy (he can translate, seeing how he sorta talks like a zombie himself), Ted Nugent, Little Richard (just looking at him should scare the shit out of some zombies!)

7. Same, but fictional characters.

Luke Skywalker, Ridley (from Alien), The entire A-Team– they wouldn’t kill any zombies, but they would blow up plenty of Jeeps & make everyone laugh.


7 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Glenn Mark Cassel
    Jun 12, 2010 @ 11:49:37

    1. George Armstrong Custer, William Tecumseh Sherman, Oliver O. Howard
    2. George Patton, Omar Bradley, George Kenney
    3. Truman, Reagan, Grant
    4. Robert Ryan, Lee Marvin, Charles Durning
    5. Tom Clancy, Dean Koontz(Flight of The Intruder only) Got a soft spot for the A-6, as in nine years of my life!
    6. Ronnie James Dio, Meat Loaf, Amy Lee
    7. Han Solo, Pasquinel(Centennial), Toranaga(Shogun)
    Some of these will give readers pause to wonder. Then I did it right if they do.
    And Harrison Ford aced me out! I am depressed 8)

  2. snigsspot
    Jun 12, 2010 @ 11:55:14

    SHERMAN? Unless of course you’re planning to feed that a-hole to the zombies.

    You missed a writer. 😛

  3. D.
    Jun 12, 2010 @ 16:59:48

    Ted Nugent would know how to fry up the zombies for a yummy dinner. Just sayin’.

    Sam Elliot would be purely for easing stress, right?

  4. Old NFO
    Jun 12, 2010 @ 21:38:44

    ARGGGHHH! I HATE being an early poster on things like this, everybody ELSE remembers all the good ones… sigh… I cannot believe I forgot Audie Murphy…

  5. Glenn Mark Cassel
    Jun 12, 2010 @ 22:43:38

    Michener. OK?

  6. The Old Man
    Jun 13, 2010 @ 05:16:16

    1. Grant, Lee, Stuart
    2. MacAulliffe, Patton, Doolittle (Mac had an ego to rival Hopey)
    3. Jefferson, Reagan, Truman
    4. John Wayne, Audie Murphy, Eastwood
    5. Robert Heinlein, Sun Tzu, David Drake
    6. Uncle Ted, Alice Cooper, Jimi
    7. Lazarus Long, Green Lantern, Grey Lensman

    Cute little brain caper…

  7. Morgan
    Jun 15, 2010 @ 22:03:54

    1. Robert E. Lee, Stonewall Jackson, William T. Sherman
    2. George S. Patton, Douglas MacArthur, Chesty Puller
    3. George Washington, Ronald Reagan, Theodore Roosevelt
    4. John Wayne, Robert Mitchum, Clint Eastwood
    5. Ayn Rand, Dean Koontz, Louis L’Amour
    6. Ted Nugent, Ted Nugent, Ted Nugent (I’d just have him cloned twice!)
    7. Jack Bauer, Superman, Darth Vader (hey, this is MY imagination!)

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