Insert Rolling Eyes Here

I just read this on facebook and it took me a minute or two to decode it-

U GOT DAT RITE DE ALWAYS!YOUR KIDS R DA LOVE OUR LIFE I KNOW MINES ANYWAY.I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR DEM!

More stuff like Biden’s F-bomb that is “keeping it real” or just plain stupidity?  I can’t decide.

I swear it takes me a lot longer to spell “that” as “dat” and “them” as “dem”.  Anyway, for the fruitcake who wrote it-  you misspelled anything.  Everybody & their grandmother knows that is NEthang (not to be confused with net hang).

I swear, Dumbass is the level folks are shooting for these days & apparently, the bar is set where it should be, ’cause they’re achieving it!

My translation is- You are certainly correct.  We love our children more than anything in our lives.  That is how I love mine anyway and I would do anything for them.

Then again it could mean- Fo shnizzle sizzle bizzle frizzle.  Pass another joint.

And to think the woman who wrote that is in her late 30’s and was afforded the same education I was.

Sho’ ’nuff.

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You’d think

after 15 years of marriage, someone would know when I say something, I mean it.

For once & for all, let it be known across the land-

IF I SAY IT, I MEAN IT!

If I say I don’t want a bowl of ice cream, don’t think it’s because I’m being nice & leaving it for you- I DON’T WANT IT.

If I say I don’t want to fish, but do want to go out while the rest of the family IS fishing- I DON’T WANT TO FISH, I JUST WANT THE OUTING!

If I say we have $10 to spend on X, don’t try to sway me into buying X+ or X & Y- I ONLY HAVE $10 TO SPEND.

I do NOT say no, then sit in the corner sighing and whining about not “getting” whatever *I* said no to.

15 years!  Get it through your head!  No means NO NO NO NO NO!

Ugh.

You’re not picking the right time of the month to annoy me, dude.  >.<