To a certain young man

A.  If you’re looking for porno- do NOT do it on your mother’s school-use computer!

B.  If you’re looking for porno- do NOT look for it while you’re using HER ACCOUNT!

C.  If you’re looking for porno- do NOT search for it on the Yahoo! search bar- it keeps the list of searched for things in its history!

D.  If you’re going to look up porno- do NOT search for “Naked lesbian NURSES”!  God kid, you’re freaking me out.

E.  If you want to live to see tomorrow- do NOT look for any more porno!



5 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Rho
    Mar 17, 2010 @ 08:48:06

    Both of my sons were the same age when I discovered pornography on their search history. What was even worse was that they both used the same excuse: “I was looking up something for school and I just happened to find those sites.” Yeah, right.

  2. D.
    Mar 17, 2010 @ 21:45:32


  3. snigsspot
    Mar 17, 2010 @ 22:41:14

    Oy is an understatement.

    I know a lot of guys read my blog…and a lot of them probably enjoy porn and honestly, I’m not *that* upset about the interest in the porn.

    However, that crap comes with too many viruses (no pun intended) and I cannot afford a belly-up computer.

    Not to mention, some of that stuff is beyond crude, rude & socially unacceptable. Asked him if he wanted guys looking at his little sister like that and when he said NO, I reminded him that every girl in porno is somebody’s daughter or sister.

    Rho- David cannot lie for love nor money. He didn’t even try, which surprised me- he just owned up to it immediately and apologized. He’s still grounded from the computer for awhile though.

  4. Murphy
    Mar 20, 2010 @ 12:42:32

    Kid’s gonna become a wizard at cyber subterfuge in five, four, three, ….

    E. was funny.

  5. snigsspot
    Mar 20, 2010 @ 12:57:19

    He’ll have to get slicker than me first.

    Ain’t seeing that happening any time soon. 😉


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