I once heard-

Jeff Foxworthy opine as to why a woman’s butt turns into something akin to a FROZEN Butterball turkey after marriage.

He knew not the answer.

I don’t either, but if any of y’all know how this phenom occurs, let me know.

Too cold to streak tonight!


4 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Morgan
    Dec 07, 2009 @ 14:49:24

    I don’t know the answer myself, but when it doesn’t get too cold to streak, let me know. 😉

  2. Old NFO
    Dec 07, 2009 @ 21:21:40

    I dunno, but it goes with the frozen feet at 0300 in the small of the back… sigh…

  3. snigsspot
    Dec 07, 2009 @ 22:38:59

    I never do that. I do the cold feet thing just as the husband is going to sleep, to shock him back into wide awake-ism. 😀

    Ain’t I a stinker?

  4. retiredpo1
    Dec 08, 2009 @ 23:16:15

    Cold feet, yow! My favorite is the cold hands after being outside with the animals! Frozen ears are good for that, also.

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