I Guess

the random dipshit who nearly stepped off the curb in front of me (in a place that would have meant he was Jay Walking) believed me when I hollered-

Step off in front of me and I’ll roll you like last week’s buritto!

James says my mean streak is showing.

Frankly, I don’t know what he’s talking about.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I must go back to polishing my hula hoop, er halo.

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3 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Rick
    Nov 15, 2009 @ 21:49:45

    HA HA

  2. Old NFO
    Nov 15, 2009 @ 22:08:07

    hula hoop…. 🙂

  3. Easily Lost
    Nov 16, 2009 @ 19:16:49

    If you need an aol cd to replace that tarnished halo, let me know. I keep several on hand for such emergencies 😉

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