5:45 Means 5:45


Not 5:30, 5:32 or even 5:42.


If you’re the type who wants to “get there early”, then don’t involve me in your plans.

I’m not going to be late, but I’m definitely not going to get up an hour earlier where I can be ready whenever you decide you’re ready.

And don’t sit in my fucking driveway, honking the horn like you’re insane.


I have to remind folks I own guns wayyyy too often. 😉


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