Hmmm

So, I’ve just come in from lying in the backyard. Why was I lying in the backyard you might wonder.

I was lying there with my head shoved under the van.

Desperately trying to figure out where exactly the transmission fluid is, or rather was, coming from.

It is fracking e.v.e.r.y.w.h.e.r.e. Dripping from the radiator, alternator, a/c compressor. It is slung all over the damned engine compartment.

I’m getting the feeling something somewhere really doesn’t want to see me quit smoking.

I think I’ll go chew on some dirt for a while maybe.

Sigh.

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