Gurgle

Remember back in September when Atlanta flooded?  Several folks were concerned about Snigs & Co and I made this post showing how little rain/flooding we’d had here.

I’m not sure how Atlanta is fairing this go around, but it’s been double damned wet here the last couple of days.  I’ve heard five, seven and eight inches as rainfall amounts, but which is the accurate measure, I don’t know.

All I know is the peaceful (actually flooded) creek shown in the link above looks like this today-

Back in September, I was standing on the far side of the green tree toward the middle of the picture.

Not sure that tree is used to being in the midst of white water.

Um, there isn’t supposed to be ANY water there…

and finally, IckyBod Crane, anyone? 

Gross, I know.  Get used to it.

Hehehe, you know how much I hate snakes, right?  Well, some poor, pitiful snake apparently got washed out of his winter home, as there was a water moccasin catching absolute Hell, being drug downstream.  I missed getting a picture of that.

 

 

Thank You

Thank you, veterans and Happy Veterans’ Day to all.

Trust me, I have a lot more to say on the subject, just not the time to say it right now.

More later- after I get some pontoons put on the house.  Damn, it’s rained.

Muahahahahaha

Turns out my teacher is pretty damned cool. 

We had some left-over Foleys and she let me bring one home-

just so I could freak the kids out.  I told them I had something fun and to pick a number between one & ten.  The number farthest away from my number was the “winner” and the other was the “runner-up”.

Then I produced the kit and told the boy HE was the LUCKY winner.

“What’s that?”.  O.o

Made him read the label.

O.o went to O.O

Told the girl since she was the runner-up, she’d get to assist.

O.O   O.O

Apparently, I’m a damned good actress, as they both believed I was going to do it.

Unfortunately the kit also reads “For Simulation Use Only”.

We’re gonna cath the next deer the husband kills.

No school tomorrow for me!  Just a few hours of play practice & recording radio spots.  IF I can get out of my driveway that is.  It’s rained two times a flood today and let’s just say I’m glad my driveway is super wide…I can go out of it sideways, which I almost did while ago.

Gurgle.

Y’all stay safe and have a great Wednesday!

I Survived!

and so did my patient, therefore things were good.

I didn’t get bit or cussed.  She only cried for about an hour out of the 10 and part of that was when I was leaving.  She kept grabbing me & seemed to not want me to go.

I honestly think it was the most individual attention she’d gotten in eons.

But still, although I am good at it (No, not being conceited.  I just know I am good working with old folks.), I cannot fathom doing it longterm.  Every hurting old person breaks my heart and ends up keeping a part of me…

there wouldn’t be anything left after a few weeks.

Anyway, I survived, the patient survived, I did what I was supposed to, I pissed a couple of people off…

all-in-all, it was a damned good day in my opinion.

(But nobody is going to have to tell me it’s time to go to bed in a bit, that is for sure!)

Hmmm

Tomorrow’s patient…

cusses,
cries,
has MRSA,
and

bites.

Is it wrong to be glad she has no teeth?

Hopefully, I can make her smile at least once tomorrow, we’ll see.

My uniform is pressed, my bag is packed, my paperwork is done and I finally have a watch with a second-hand big enough to see- without needing my arm to be a bit longer.  I’m ready.

I think.

I’m pretty sure.

ACK!  I forgot to pack my lunch.  Must take care of that now and then off to bathe & to bed.  Nothing like starting the day at 4:00 a.m.

And to all y’all who already start their days at 4:00 a.m….

are y’all crazy or what?

Have a great Monday everyone!!

How true it is…

In light of The House’s decision, an email I just received-

To President Obama and all 535 voting members of the Legislature,

It is now official you are ALL corrupt morons:

a.. The U.S. Post Service was established in 1775 You have had 234 years to get it right and it is broke.
b.. Social Security was established in 1935. You have had 74 years to get it right and it is broke.
c.. Fannie Mae was established in 1938. You have had 71 years to get it right and it is broke.
d.. War on Poverty started in 1964. You have had 45 years to get it right; $1 trillion of our money is confiscated each year and transferred to “the poor” and they only want more.
e.. Medicare and Medicaid were established in 1965. You have had 44 years to get it right and they are broke.
f.. Freddie Mac was established in 1970. You have had 39 years to get it right and it is broke.
g.. The Department of Energy was created in 1977 to lessen our dependence on foreign oil. It has ballooned to 16,000 employees with a budget of $24 billion a year and we import more oil than ever before. You had 32 years to get it right and it is an abysmal failure.

You have FAILED in every “government service” you have shoved down our throats while overspending our tax dollars AND YOU WANT AMERICANS TO BELIEVE YOU CAN BE TRUSTED WITH A GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH CARE SYSTEM??

Self Esteems and the lack thereof

We were allowed to go today to get our patient assignments for Monday.  Fairly simple procedure-  go in, find the list with our name & our patient’s name, pull their chart, get their info (diagnoses, recent lab results, ADL info, meds, etc…), transfer that info to our paperwork to bring home and map out the how’s, why’s and wherefores.

Head meet desk.

I pull up and one girl is standing outside the building.  She’d walked in and nobody had spoken to her, so she’d turned around and walked out!

Alas!  Gasp!  Oh, the horror!  The huge manatee!

Get a grip.

If you don’t know what you’re doing, hold your head high, march in saying who you are, what you want & that you need help achieving your mission.  Sheesh.

There were a few other students that came in while I was there.  “Where do I find ____?”, “I can’t read this!”, “I can’t find ______!”, “What do I do with ______?”, “I can’t figure this out!”.

Were they expecting the info to jump out of the charts onto their paper?

As my fifth grade teacher always said, “Can’t never could.”.

Ugh.  I spent an hour helping them and finally said screw it and left to let them find their own information.  One was having a nervous breakdown because she couldn’t find a PTT value.  I explained repeatedly to her that her patient wouldn’t have been checked for that if he wasn’t on blood thinners, which he wasn’t.  She couldn’t seem to get that the two things were connected and nothing pisses me off more than for someone to ask for my help, then basically tell me I don’t know what I’m talking about.  She’s too fracking uptight anyway.  She’s the one who wants to be there by 6:00 a.m. since we have to be there at 6:45.

I sincerely hope they’ve settled down by Monday or it’s going to be an Excedrine sort of day.

Gads, What a Week

and I’m soooo thankful it’s basically over.

Midterms, regular exams and that blasted conference have me brain-fried tonight.

Two 86’s and a 96, so I’m not complaining.  One day, I will actually crack open a book and study and screw with all their minds.

I’m laid back and cool this quarter though.  Shit on obsessing.  Doesn’t do anybody, especially me, any good.  It is what it is and that’s it.

Anyway, tomorrow is for getting new tires on the van & doing a little Christmas shopping.  Saturday is a local Fall Festival, some play practice and driving 65 miles to get my patient assignment for clinical Monday morning.  Sunday is for allowing the brain and body to relax…yeah, right.

Got my Swine Flu vaccine today.  Not because I felt I needed it or even wanted it, but because the school said, “Have it by December 1st or else!”.

I wanted to give it to myself, but the nurse wouldn’t let me.  At least thanks to the “student” status, I was able to get it free. 

I’ll be sure to let y’all know if I feel the urge to oink anytime soon.

Everyone have a fantastic weekend!  Stay warm & safe.

I started

buying Christmas presents today.

Between school & the play, there’s no way in Hell I can wait until “later” to start shopping.

I’m about to start decorating this evening as well.   I only have *seven* days off between now and Thanksgiving, when all decorating must be completed and I’ve got play practice 4 of those days.

Christmas is coming early at Snigs’.

AND I LOVE IT!!!!

Grumble, Cuss

Let it be known, I am not a fan of the conference- of any kind.

Generally, most I’ve ever been to were a complete waste of my time.

The brilliant Dean of Nursing decided that today (technically our first day of clinicals!) would be better spent if we paid $25.00 each and drove 2 hours west to the state LPN Conference.

By God, I feel like I had to pay to be part of someone’s fracking infomercial.

My day at a glance-

1.  Some of my classmates didn’t think they could follow the road we live on to Macon.  Seriously, this highway goes straight to Macon.  You never turn off of it.  And you cannot follow that direction?  Oh yeah, I told them Deb & I were leaving at 6:00.  They show up at 5:30.  I was ready, but I don’t entertain at that time of the morning…they sat in the yard and got more & more uptight about being late.

2.  We arrived at the destination at 8:00.  I TOLD them it would only be a 2 hour drive.

3.  The instructor (not my personal instructor) who harped on us how important it was that we be on time….was late.

4.  We couldn’t enter the place until she got there and got the “ticket thing” worked out.  ??

5.  Just like a black person would notice an all-white run show, I noticed this was an all-black run show.  And not many of them had a very tight grasp on the English language.  Attention nice lady with the pink hair- IMPORTANCE & IMPOTENCE are two different words with two totally different meanings.  Oh, and the S on the end of Athens is NOT silent.

6.  Thanks Governor Sonny Perdue for the LPN Week Proclamation.  I really didn’t have to hear it read by the lady with the pink hair though.  Honest, I didn’t.

7.  What was supposed to start at 8:45 actually started at 9:30.

8.  I’m not sure why everyone on the “board” was introduced.  None of them were there.  Seriously.  Budget restraints did not allow any board member to travel to any board meeting.

Say huh?

9.  The “informative” *coughspewsputterhackcough* meeting on how to pass the NCLEX turned out to be nothing more than the woman hawking her program…which I could purchase for….$250.00.

10.  The meeting was supposed to last until 12:30, then lunch (that we paid for) was to be served at 1:00.  Well, the meeting was over at 11:00 and lunch was bumped to 2:00.

My ass was back home by 2:00.

I swear, I pray they ask my opinion of the whole shooting match come tomorrow.