I feel like there is a giant bullseye painted upon my forehead since I am-
female (I have boobs & a cervix)
white (that automatically makes me a racist)
conservative (that automatically makes me hateful)
Christian (that automatically makes me a nut job)
heterosexual (that automatically cuts my chances at a date on Saturday in half)
married (how are women ever going to be treated as equals if they continue the archaic tradition of marriage?)
own guns (oh shit, I told you she was a nut job!)
and I
eat turnip greens, love my Mama, think fixing something is better than buying new, think welfare is bullshit, still believe in Santa Claus, and since I haven’t sucked at the welfare teat while I’ve been poor, don’t want to share the “wealth” once I’ve worked my ass off to reach a non-poor status.
Yep, my days are numbered.
Sad thing is, everyone else’s are too.








